(LP) Telehealth - Green World Image (LOSER edition-crystal clear vinyl)

C$39.99 C$34.99
Release Date: 051526
Currently: Out of stock... OR coming soon - Check That Release Date one line up! (MM/DD/YY)
Please note: LIMITED EDITION: Please e-mail us, with "Request to Order" in the subject line,, at [email protected] and we will get back to you with availability & current pricing

May 15th 2026
LOSER Edition on Crystal-clear coloured vinyl

Get in on the ground floor of Seattle's latest future megacorp, Telehealth. Are they subversives using synth-punk/new-wave to undermine the very foundations of our techno-capitalist hellscape? Or brand-building entrepreneurs, out to disrupt the markets and fleece the masses? The only way to find out is to buy this, their debut album for Seattle's oldest megacorp, Sub Pop Records.

Telehealth was forged in the opportunity-rich environment of post-COVID Seattle as a scalable music startup with similar goals. Founded in 2022, the group aims to financialize any difference of opinion over how the in-shambles local "music scene" should proceed. Telehealth's PNW post-punk creates similar architectural spaces, where the gleaming, futuristic, tech-industrial rhythms and synths of Bezos-era Seattle commingle with the raw, independent, underground sound the city lovingly preserves for cultural texture and marketing purposes. The outcome? Think XTC, REM, and YMO with a stronger focus on ROI. Imagine The B-52s, but B2B. Envision a bigger-brained Brainiac, a transhuman Gary Numan, or a terminally online Pylon.

Track list:

1. [user onboarding sequence]
2. The Telehealth Shuffle
3. Kokomo 2
4. Donor Country (A gOoD cAuSe)
5. Age of Muralcide
6. Things I've Killed
7. Cost of Inaction
8. Silver Spoon
9. Cool Job
10. Yassify Me
11. Maria, Machine
12. Villain Era
13. Living, Laughing, Loving, Trying
0 stars based on 0 reviews